Good-bye. I’m off to Amadores
Good-bye. I’m off to San Agustín
Las Palmas de Gran Canaria 2016
Warning!
What is happening?
It’s taking place. Thousands of male Europeans are forgetting about their problems, their bank statements, and even their mothers-in-law.
How come?
It’s taking place. Thousands of female Europeans are forgetting about work, the noisy neighbour, and the husband who always forgets to turn on the washing machine. Is there an explanation to this?
It’s taking place now. Thousands of Europeans have decided to fall victim to the GRAND RELAXATION SYNDROME
Studies from John Doe University thus certify it. Two weeks a year in
Gran Canaria prolongs life.
MIRACLE EFFECT after trying out grand relaxation
So have certified it studies from 157 spectacled physicians and 189 university academicians. LABORATORY EXPERIMENTS HELD UNDER ATMOSPHERIC CONDITIONS AT 24 DEGREES THUS GUARANTEE IT.
Click here and read the full text of the study held at John Doe University
Why does one week in Gran Canaria make you look 15 months younger?
We have not come up with an answer yet. The reasons are unknown to us. In other words, we do not know the reasons for this. The scientist who had to analyze this took off to Maspalomas beach. He does not answer his mobile, says he wants to become a surfer, and refuses to return to his lab.
Have you got the formula
to live 150 years?
Well, we do not.
But we can assure you that if you follow this exercise table twice a year you will start feeling better and better.
| Exercise table by Mr. Abs (World Champion, WWGCCL) | |
| Exercise 1) | Sea bath at San Agustín beach (followed by thalassotherapy) |
| Exercise 2) | 10 days of fine weather at the beach, in the middle of winter |
| Exercise 3) | Fresh fish with salad and white wine for lunch after a dip into the sea |
| Exercise 4) | Coffee sitting above the sea of clouds of Tejeda, on the island’s summit |
| Exercise 5) | A drink at the street cafés of the sea boulevard between Meloneras and Maspalomas to watch the sunset. 2 arm extensions to make a toast with your friends. |
These are the events such as they actually took place, without ornamentation.
Woman falls victim to grand relaxation syndrome
Anita Break was in dire need of some relaxation.
She had not taken a day off work since the days of shoulder pads and fringes. She runs to and fro at such speed that the Olympic marathon team kept asking for her advice.
Anita had to take care of her mother-in-law, her job, her boss (some guy at her office), her son’s jiu jitsu sessions, and her daughter’s African percussion lessons. To top it off, she had to always look beautiful as a leading actress.
Anita Break was having a delicate time.
But no! She would not throw in the towel. For she kept a secret.
Now tell us something: do you actually believe that by simply clicking here we will reveal this woman’s secret to you?
Do you really think we will let you know where our lady friend takes her much needed time to relax just by clicking here?
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